I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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