Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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