Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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