Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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