I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
