I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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