Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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