you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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