seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm bleeding and have questions
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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