is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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