Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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