If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wish I only lived at night.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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