That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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