I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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