Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
