He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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