hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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