Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
