Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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