thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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