how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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