So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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