if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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