a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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