I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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