i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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