just come out here and I will go home with you...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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