i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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