On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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