It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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