how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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