really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The adults are the big ones right?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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