Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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