Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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