So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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