i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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