doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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