I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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