I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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