Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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