And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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