mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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