where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Please don't give away my fajitas
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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