talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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