You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I will pee on everything he values.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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