How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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