i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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