Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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