I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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