come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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