he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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