Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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