Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
The adults are the big ones right?
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