Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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