I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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