she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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